The Ancients of Lamorak
Welcome to Crawling in the Cave of Cruachan, a Papa Grok Production.
Some Grok will be leading/pulling. The raid is not a democracy, it's my way or the highway. I don't need anything this raid has to offer. I do this for the general benefit of Hibernia. If the raid is poorly behaved, I will merely log.
The raid will go for 2-4 hours and will be three groups. Extras may tag along to fill in as needed. We may or may not swing by the entrance the raid progresses. The raid will not be aborted due to relic threats. Relics come and go, such is life.
Level 45+ for attendance, bots highly discouraged, no pets, no running and jumping, no zerging, no rude behavior.
There will be undercover raid leaders looking for useless bots and excessive afk's.
Remains go to whomever gets them. If you want them, send private tells to the person in question.
The raid is run on a two yellow or one red card system, get them and you are out of raid.
Running and jumping at a camp is a yellow card.
Any whining as to the lack of loot you are getting is a yellow card.
Any criticism of a raid leader is an automatic red card.
Any tells complaining of a card being issued will result in another card of the same color being given.
Removal from the raid is not limited to the rules above.
Having read and agreeing to abide by these rules is mandatory for raid participation. Group leaders are responsible for ensuring that this is the case. If you have someone in your group who does not understand English, you had better be fluent in their native language. If it seems that someone has not read this, the raid will be stopped until that person does so.
Anyone removed from the raid shall be disbanded from their group. Failure to do so will result in the group being removed from the raid.
Don't send me tells during the raid. I will be in Ventrilo with my close friends. Every time I have to type, I stop moving.
Any person or persons griefing the raid will be reported to Mythic with the expectation of account suspension or termination.
This IS your Daddy's raid! (Jethro Gibbs is a wuss.) Everyone is expected to act in a mature fashion and follow all instructions. If you can't stay focused, don't come. If you had a bad day at work, a fight with your significant other or child or your pet defecated inside the house, don't bring your problems to the game.
Have I scared some of you away? Great, that's best for all concerned. I have a 56 year old wife and a 22 year old daughter, they provide me with my quota of drama.
I run raids tight ship style, but humor is encouraged. If you don't like something about the raid, I don't want to hear about it. Leave quietly and run your own raid as you see fit.
If you have the right stuff, come and join us. If not, I suggest you work on your crafting skills.
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LD's have 4 minutes to return. If you LD for a third time, the raid will move on without you. Sorry, but the good of the many takes priority. The longer the raid goes the more people we lose to real life.
I reserve the right to change anything I have said previously if I deem that it's necessary. Consider me a benevolent dictator.