Ahoy, Meowmaties!

Welcome to pages of The Dread Pirate KittyHawke, where the salmon are fat, the seagulls are slow, and there be plenty of warm places to lay in the sun!
MEEZER MAJORITY—THE PIRATE'S PARTY! A Parrot in every pot!
I be nominated by the M.M.P.P. to run fur office of Assistant Leader of the S.I.C.C. Most meezers recognize me merits from the true adventure stories on the meowessage board. But if ye missed seein' me in print, look on, me hearties....

 

Need more buckle? Need more Swash? Need little birds on which to nosh? VOTE HAWKE!

 

Here be the flag o' me good ship His Majesty Zhukov's Kittitas.

We sail the deeps O' Puget Sound, roustin' out Abbysinians and sinkin' a few rich Persian ships. Nowmeow us meezers are rich with pirate treasure!

Now Orcas Island is Zeke Island!

Wanta Know what spot the "X" marks? VOTE JOOOOOOOLS! VOTE HAWKE!
All ye lady meezers are safe from scoundrels and kitty-nappers with me fleet O' heroes on guard! Lobster bon-bons and moonlit romance fur all!

 

Need Rescuing? Need Pampering? VOTE HUNKY! VOTE HEROIC! VOTE HAWKE!

 

All ye lad meezers are in fur fun! Pouncin' and fishin' and skylarkin' in the riggin'! An adventure on the High Seas! Join me swabbies! Me Kabin-Kitten Jarod is lookin' fur recrooots from the crows nest.
Wanta Know where the salmon run? A VOTE FUR HAWKE IS A VOTE FUR FUN!!
I be a loyal S.I.C.C. member since July 1997, an' I promeowiss:

To hold Zeke dear,

And Lord Zhukov's name to fear,

The Lady Zia's paw to kiss,

All colors of meezers to live in bliss.

I promeowiss to negotiate,

With all the D*GS we love to hate!

 

 

VOTE FUR HAWKE FUR PROVEN LEADERSHIP!